An Attempt to Interview the Man

He'll talk your head off 24/7, but apparently only on his terms.

What's your favorite thing to do?
"what kind of question is that?"

what's your favorite color?
he lifts a yellow cup.
yellow?
"yep"

whose birthday is in december?
"MomMom?"
yes, who else?
"Missy?"
who else?
"Jesus?"

"i don't like talking too much"
This will come as a shock to any person who has met him even one time.

Our reluctant subject goes back to humming and playing with Play-Doh on the counter